Lancashire 

The land of red brick. Just about every building is red brick unlike Yorkshire which actually has beauty.
WHITE ROSE FOREVER!!!

...lancashire sucks. Cmon go to burnley, nelson, bolton and places inbetween and see what i mean i dare you!

Lancashire by andy wilson92 October 8, 2005

lancashire 

Lancashire, AKA. Shitbucket, home of Chinese people and crazy swimmers. Nowhere near as good as Yorkshire.

T'only good thing t'cum oot've Lancashire is t'train.

lancashire by Joe W December 7, 2006

Lancashire shitter 

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

Lancashire shitter by Pete616 April 25, 2011

Lancashire Muffin 

A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.

Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.

I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.

Lancashire Muffin by TheMuffinMaster December 5, 2009

Lancashire Tasty 

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

Lancashire Tasty by slssfw May 22, 2005

lancashire hotpot 

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

lancashire hotpot by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015

Lancashire hotpot 

This is a noun describing the state of being when a single person is gaped anally and is subsequently filled with the semen from multiple loads/men. Usually a cuck will eat the hotpot after.

Did you hear Max's new girlfriend became a Lancashire hotpot

Lancashire hotpot by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022