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A brute/pig who will do anything for your food. ANYTHING.
Asian guy: That brute over there pushed me over and stole all my fried rice.

Fat white guy: I know, what a Kristie.
Kristie by wahwahwahwah January 29, 2009
stupid bitch that is a fat whore. who never learned to spell or feel simple feelings as in love, guilt, common sense etc.

possibly a lesbian with her short ass hair and her girlfriend that is most likely named samantha. she is constantly fucking with you and making fun of you and your relationship problems. Can also not keep her dry ass lips shut. #snitchesgetstitches
you stupid fuckface ass whore stop being such a fucking kristie .- Dan Nguyen
Kristie is really pretty and kind until u get to know her . She is really fake and mean . Never trust a Kristie . Kristie lovesss food . Even like a pig
Kristie is a fake girl
Kristie by Melrosegirl November 7, 2022
A spoiled Brat, too rich and brags about her stuff
ugh, I just met a total Kristie!
Man, was she a kristie
Kristie by Allyssa Orleign July 14, 2019
Kristie is really fake . She acts all nice and friendly but is a very mean person .She is really nice person but can also be mean . She is also really pretty and cute . Never trust a Kristie
Kristie is a girl name
Kristie by Melrosegirl November 7, 2022
Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next.

Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.

Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.

Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.

Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
1. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"

**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."

2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."

**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
Kristie by Collardoscope July 25, 2024