Kittens 

Adjective;
A term of endearment, to describe someone highly.

"I’m going to say “kittens,” which can be used as an adjective. Then I would say he’s very nice. He’s humble, he’s talented. And stylish."
-Andrew Vanwyngarden describing Ben Goldwasser

Kittens by A girl with kaleidoscope eyes May 21, 2011

kittens 

the best thing born to man kind

amber is obsess with kittens

kittens by the_dark_knight0129 September 5, 2017

kittens 

reverse-cougars

"did you see those kittens hitting on that old dude?"

kittens by kittenmaster July 26, 2009

kittens 

Beside being the name of those little small hair balls, means also having heart attack-like problems because of being surprised or excessively happy/sad.

1. Look at those kittens! So cute!
2. Holy cow! When I saw that link you sent me, I nearly had kittens!

kittens by Emanuel Cunha January 16, 2008

kittens 

Kitten : kît''n
Noun
1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe :
2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost :
''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''
''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''

''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

kittens by MullerNick August 31, 2006

kittens 

Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

kittens by delirium of joy May 25, 2003

kittens 

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

kittens by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004