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Hes like a mad guy uno. Hes mad at the game whats it called fortnite bruv hes wicked kills like 10 people like mad uno. If he likes a girl uno he likes that girl uno wont stop uno cuz uno its uno m8 uno
Girl- thats kishan right
Other girl- yh defo hes like so good at fortnite like all them girls are like on him
Boy- i want to be kishan hes sick at fortnite uno uno
Kishan- WHATTSSSSUPPPP
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Smart Indian kid who is really good at math. Type of guy you would expect to see in Brampton. Doesn't study but gets crazy grades.
Girl: Bro that kid is such a Kishan
Kishan by Dazedd January 31, 2023
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An absolute wastecadet. Usually Indian and loves to game. Claims to be loyal to one console (eg Xbox 360) and insults any1 who gets anything else, but when he realises that everyone else is getting a ps3, he will get one. Usually loves to mess with peoples minds and play mind games. Boasts about being amazing at games but is really terrible. Almost loves any form of media and if searched will always posses some form of digital media ( eg CDs, DVDs) on his person. But usually amiable if you can avod the mind games because your mind is like a fortress.
1. Kishan: Ew. You bought pPS3. You cunt.
*Every buys ps3*
Kishan: OMG i loove PS3s! I was like, the first person to get one!

2. Kishans Dad: what shall we call our son?
Kishans Mother: I wanted a daughter! Lets give him a crappy name. How bout Kishan?
Kishans Dad: Hah he is doomed to be a wastecadet. Chump.
Kishan by DGM February 28, 2008
A mexican pancho that likes to eat nachos while play futbol; a mexican that likes to sit in sexy hot tubs; a mexican monkey that likes to take his shirt off when aroused around little teens. after taking shirt off, he proceeds to the Jacuzzi (pronounced for him Hacuzzi) and participates in a intellectual game called the nervous game. Kishan is very similar to Kobe on the bball court. he makes everyone look like a baby.
Quit being a baby, or Kishan will kill you!!

The vendor was selling nachos so kishan jumped out of the hot tub as if a patrol officer was coming; he took his shirt off later when erotic moments had arrived during the nervous game.
kishan by theblackmomba August 21, 2009
“My big is a dickhead

Isn’t your big Kishan?”
Kishan by Hi42069 December 8, 2018
Oh he's kishan .... Run
Kishan by Jane_janet February 9, 2022
The giga chad supreme goated with the sauce no cap extreme for real for real Fortnite battle pass

Dave: yo Kishan is so cool and he gets all the girls
Kishan: slurp
Penis loves kishan
Kishan by Bobte August 9, 2023