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Sweet Kine 

A hard bowel movement, that despite being painful is a relief after an extended period of constipation.
Just did a sweet kine, makes me think I should get off the opiates for a while.
Sweet Kine by Hercolesterol December 4, 2023

Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
Waffle Kinesis by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

guy kinesis 

1.the ability to know what a male thinks

2.the ability to read a male's mind
Rebecca knew Daniel thought she was pretty through her guy kinesis
guy kinesis by mindfucker123 January 28, 2012
Derived from the Greek word for 'Cantonese'.

An Asian student temporarily studying in a host nation.

Heavily subsidised income from parents in Asia allows for expensive cars and apartments to be procured, whilst an inabilty to relate to the culture of host nation means an unwillingness to learn local language and have a social circle extending further than other kinesis.
Kinesis inner city apartments always smell like boiled cabbage.
Kinesi by k-dog January 26, 2005

kinesiocracy

n. <i>kinesio</i> Muscle + <i>cracy</i> to rule: The general attitude that good athletes and good teams get favorable treatment because they are athletes.

The term originated from <i>jock-ocracy</i> from Howard Cosell.
The Kinesiocracy ensured that star quaterback beat the DWI charge.
kinesiocracy by permeister July 1, 2005
Kinesis is a group at New Trier High School filled with the most talented girls and sometimes a few boys of the school. Not only are they the best dancers, they are also the most beautiful, and sexiest girls who rule the school. The dancers work from the start of the school year until January to put on their performance which is the highlight of the school year. Everyone at New Trier comes to see it because they know it is the best. Girls who are not selected to be in Kinesis watch with envy as the dancers show off their talent on stage. Most guys watch knowing they will never see the girls with so little and tight clothing on until next years performance. And the underclassmen watch and realize that if they do not make it past auditions, their lives at New Trier will never be as good as the lives of the KINESIS girls.
Being in Kinesis is the ultimate dream.
Kinesis by kinesis is on fire January 16, 2007