Kife 

Can only be defined by examples.

Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.

Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.

Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.

Kife is when you lose something.

Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.

Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.

Kife by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 11, 2009

kife 

A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.

The girl at the bar is well kife!

kife by Phil & TUV May 12, 2006

kife 

in reference to a dirty female.

She's so kife.

kife by SaM October 18, 2003

kife 

To take or steal. Variant of kipe.

I was low on money so I was forced to kife a box of Twinkies from the 7-Eleven.

kife by Chris Charles December 9, 2002

kife 

in reference to female homosapien

look at that kife over there!

kife by Anonymous September 7, 2003

kife 

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

kife by Paul October 18, 2003

kife 

A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".

Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.

kife by forthegoodofeducation1944 June 30, 2011