kidnapping 

the act of making a surprise adoption

person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??

person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.

kidnapping by funtimelover February 17, 2022

Kidnapping 

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!

Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"

Kidnapping by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

Kidnapping Tissue by sp4cepants July 28, 2018

kidnapping a cub 

A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.

“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”

kidnapping a cub by Beks0516 August 4, 2022

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- 

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Diarrhea Kidnapping

A controversial type of kidnapping, originated from Cuba in the 1960s when the non-human entities have later kidnapped humans. They have been spreading fast between 1970-1989 or late 2006-mid 2019. It has discovered by the US Government.

DanTDM, PewDiePie, Justin Bieber, and many notable public figure have been suffered diarrhea kidnapping by object show characters or countryballs.

Diarrhea Kidnapping by yugoslaviamaster65 April 22, 2020

Bride kidnapping 

Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.

He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.

Bride kidnapping by Mamma Sackey March 2, 2012