Kenneth 

He is the best thing that has ever happend to me. Fr fr love him so much. The MOST amazing person to ever exist. He always makes me soo happy. He's fr like so hot too one and his hair is so perfect everything about him is amazing. He'll fr treat you so well too

Kenneth Is the most sexy dude ever tbh😍 Ava

Kenneth by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022

Kenneth 

An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.

me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender

brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go

Kenneth by the original arjun January 2, 2011

Kenneth 

The most nerdiest nerd to ever exist. He constantly talks about cars, computers, knifes and many video games. He is the friend who always sits in the corner by himself eating food and won't talk to anyone unless talked to. He also often complains about people in his class. Even if he seems like a depressed stick in the mud, when you get to know him he is a bundle of passion, anger and voice cracks but you love him anyways.

Friend: Hey do you see that guy screaming over there, I wonder who he is?
Me: Oh yeah, that's just Kenneth being himself.

Kenneth by GetRektUwU April 6, 2019

Kenneth 

A fat, adorable and chubby boy

Damm son!look at that Kenneth!

Kenneth by Lelnieer kepai May 31, 2016

kenneth 

A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.

"Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
"Oh, that's a kenneth!"

kenneth by billy bob thorton bangs peoples moms June 2, 2008

Kenneth 

A man who knows pussy with his tongue. A man that can make you orgasm, squirt, & shake all in one session. If you haven’t had your pussy licked by a Kenneth, you’ve never had the full sex experience. If you’re in a relationship With a Kenneth don’t let him go because no one can even come close to compare with a Kenneth.

Man you haven’t had the real sex experience unless you’ve been with a Kenneth, a man you will crave after he takes you to heaven with his tongue. Everyone should experience a Kenneth

Kenneth by Rebapussypleaser88 October 26, 2019

Kenneth 

World greatest guy. May do things that some people don't like once in a while but he always makes up for it. Loves to joke, and make people smile. When he loves someone, that girl is THE luckiest girl alive. When your together he makes you feel warm, and safe inside...like no matter what nothing else matters. He has a perfect smile, he is very handsome. When ever your sad, or upset in anyway he knows just what to say or do to make you feel good about yourself all over again. Kenneth is literally THE most amazing, loving, respectful guy anyone could ever wish for.

Can i have a Kenneth as my man.

Kenneth by Inlove619 October 24, 2010