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Kendolling 

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"
We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.
Kendolling by Meathammer November 2, 2014

Kenneying 

To fuck things up regardless of how little you try and how many of your friends you hire to manage issues.
Despite his best efforts, Kenney has been criticized for Kenneying Alberta.

In the upcoming federal election, the nation fears that O’Toole will Kenney the country beyond repair.
Kenneying by LadyIngrid September 17, 2021

John Kennedying 

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.
Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!
John Kennedying by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010

Knelling 

verb, knell·ing
–verb (used without object)
1.
Similar to "kneeling" but done in a flamboyant sense like a raging homosexual, often ends up in the kneller looking completely retarded.
Fuck you bitch! I will be the one knelling over you, just don't look up my skirt!
Knelling by ZeCoq August 2, 2011
The act of forcibly putting someone in a kennel, calling them a cunt repeatedly, then throwing a Molotov cocktail at the kennel.
"SO YOU WANT TO BE AN ANIMAL SO BADLY HUH?", said jack as he chokslammed and started the process of kunneling the furry.
"THEN TAKE IS YOU FUCKING CUNT!" Jack proceeds to throw a Molotov cocktail at the kennel and watch the furry die a painful death.
Kunneling by Coreyoh June 11, 2022