josuke-ism 

josuke-ism is a religion all about josuke higashitkata. everyday we bow down in front of the josuke altar and start praying. after that we lick pictures of his hair to pray him. ✝️ our prayers are „what the hell did you just say about my hair?!“✝️

hey, do you wanna join josuke-ism?

what do u do there?

we lick his hair and pray to him

josuke-ism by dios151cmcock December 20, 2020

Josuke's hair 

The ugliest object to ever exist in the history of Morioh.
It looks like a burnt steak and tastes even worse.
Those who insult it seem to mysteriously disappear only to be found dead with no physical blemishes.
It may also be used to describe anything else that looks terribly vile.

Rohan: Bruh that piece of dog poo looks like Josuke's hair.
Okyasu: Uh oh
The next day
"Morio cho radioooo...
Local manga artist Rohan Kishbe was found dead in a lake"

Josuke's hair by megabruhmomerbingus March 16, 2021

Josuke's theme 

The song you listen to when your tired of listening to Giorono's theme

After listening to Giorono's theme on repeat for seven day's straight he was sick and tired of it and decided to listen to Josuke's theme instead.

Josuke's theme by FugitiveTortoise August 6, 2021

Josuke Higashikata 

The protagonist of Part 4 of the anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. A 16-year old teen living with his mother in the city of Morioh. He, like some of his other relatives, has a special ability known as a stand, with the name of Crazy Diamond. His stand's ability is to break and rebuild almost anything. He spends most of his part of the anime attempting to defeat the antagonist, Kira Yoshikage, a 33-year old man with a hand fetish, also having a stand known as Killer Queen.
Josuke is also very popular amongst the girls in his school very much due to his outlandish, steak-like hair. It is also the main reason for his violent nature when people insult his hairstyle. His hairstyle was adopted from a man who helped save him and his mother from certain death when Josuke was just a child.

(Whispering): Hey guys look, it's Josuke Higashikata, that guy with the weird hair...
Josuke: What did you say about my hair?

Josuke Higashikata by The guy that just wanna help April 4, 2022

Josuke ending 

An alternate ending of the famous 177013 doujin where we see Josuke Higashikata, a jojo's bizarre adventure charachter who can heal persons. During his appearance using the manga panels, he heals the girl from 177013, thus giving her a good ending.

"Man, 177013 is truly sad, i feel bad for her"
"Don't worry, read the josuke ending, you'll pray it's canon"

Josuke ending by Mollan Religion March 19, 2024

Josuke Higashikata 

The main character of the worst part in ALL of jojo’s bizarre adventure history. His terrible hairstyle mixed with the goofy ass color scheme makes part 4 easily the bottom ranking part. Not to mention Jotaro looks like he has down syndrome and gets nerfed.

Hey did you see that gay kid?
Yeah what’s his name?
Josuke Higashikata

Josuke Higashikata by Pretzel Salt April 26, 2024

oi josuke 

When okuyasu calls his friend in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE MY BUTTHOLE, AND NOW I CANT SHIT, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, ISNT THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE SEEN?

oi josuke by MateoDoge April 26, 2020