jobbies 

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

jobbies by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

one of them jobbies 

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

one of them jobbies by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

Mouth Jobbies by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022

joobie 

an unofficial SI unit measuring wackiness.

that guy made a wacky face and gained 67 joobies!!!

joobie by joobologist October 20, 2009

jobbies on toast 

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces

woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm

jobbies on toast by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010

joobie 

Boob longer than it is wide.

Jessica, you have really ugly joobies.

joobie by justinna dong October 31, 2009

Joebies 

Anything you want it to mean.

pernounced: Joe Bees

(Make sure to extensuate the JOE)

Dude...Joebies Dude!

Joebies by Willy T July 12, 2006