Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.

Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?

Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007

Joliesa

A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.

Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-

Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014

Angelina Jolie 

She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.

It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.

Angelina Jolie by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006

Angelina Jolie 

an incredibly talented, sexy, hot actress/mother/UN Ambassador/community worker person/whatever the hell else she does...

i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.

Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.

Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???

Angelina Jolie by Windy City Hottie June 24, 2006

angelina jolie 

Angelina is An Angsty Angel.

Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother

Bittersweet,

Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.

angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel

angelina jolie by bettyimages August 6, 2006

Angelina Jolie 

A perfect person, this word can be an adjective as well as a noun. When used as an adjective this word should only be used when describing a female's looks. Angelina Jolie herself is a perfect woman, with absolutely NO flaws whatsoever. Anyone who doubts this is false.

That women is angelina jolie. (adjective)
Angelina Jolie is so hot. (Noun, the person herself)

Angelina Jolie by Mico May 13, 2005

Janie 

Janie is nice, beautiful, smart, and all around is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet. Even though she doesn’t believe she is all of that stuff she is and needs to realize it. Janie also too perfect for any guy to have her which makes it difficult for her to find the right guy and needs to find herself and get to know herself better before going after a guy. Another thing is when you look in Janie’s eyes it seems like nothing is going on in the world because she just has a look which amazes you because she is just sooooo pretty and kind. Also Janie is just an all around good person she has good morals and most people are negative to her which makes her life hard and that makes her friends mad to know that she is going through that. If you let Janie borrow your jacket she will give it back to smelling ten times better than when you have it to her. The person who made this right now is just speechless because she is just the most perfect girl ever and wish there was a word to express how much he cares for her but is just idk. Also Janie is just beautiful all the time and anyone or everyone is just happy to be around her. Janie is also really funny she will probably be the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. In the end Janie is the MOST PERFECT GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET and you should never take her friendship for granted and you won’t because I’m sure I’m not the person not one but you will fall in love with her personality. Also Janie has a kid named poncho.

Guy1: Hey do you know Janie?

Guy2: Yeah she’s fucking PERFECT!

Janie by Adrian15Wright June 4, 2018