Johnnie

A Johnnie is a very gay individual who likes dick in their booty hole, they also tend to say things that they never act on, they like to go for the fattest and ugliest bitches, they also have the worst taste in women and have extremely low standards. Their dick will literally go into anything that has a hole. Johnnies typically see themselves as tough and healthy, but in reality they are lazy fucking slobs who don’t do shit but a play games on their consoles and have dad bodies around the age of 16 and above. Johnnies are also insecure about themselves cause of past relationships and rejections from females who have better to do with their lives. A johnnie is basically a feminine version of John they also tend to have vaginas so don’t be surprised if a johnnie tells you he has a esthetically large cock and you end up seeing a vagina. Overall a johnnie is just an L.

Is that a johnnie over there I bet you he has a vagina

Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life

Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after

Johnnie by Shadiiii April 29, 2019

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Johnnie

Johnnie is a very pretty girl who loves to play sports. She has amazing friends and an amazing boyfriend. She usually fan girls over boys She can get annoying sometimes but at the end you still lover her.

Wow look at Johnnie

Johnnie by Get a Johnnie April 11, 2019

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Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock

You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie

Johnnie by Jason carlo October 15, 2019

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Johnnie

AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.

Shut up Johnnie.

Johnnie by Cheeseboy121 May 26, 2021

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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

“Where do I hang my towel”

Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”

Johnnie by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025

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Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.

Johnnie by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025

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