Johann 

When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.

"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."

Johann by 8bitlover January 26, 2009

Johann 

A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.

Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.

Johann by A smart child May 7, 2018

Johann 

Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.

- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !

Johann by Yuxraal May 27, 2023

Johann 

He is the type of person who does exceptionally great with his grades especially Math. With his name taken from the famous musician Johann Sebastian Bach, he also loves to sing and make music and is hell, so good at it. Johann also likes making artworks and loves art. Johann may seem all goofy and hilarious, but deep inside he really is sensitive and has a soft-spot just for his closest friends. Once you have a Johann, never let go of him; he's truly a keeper.

He's such a Johann! I'm gonna Johann him forever!

Johann by John's Sword August 10, 2019

Johann 

Johann is so fantastic. He’s very confident and extroverted but he’s also gentle and understanding. He is a wonderful boyfriend and takes the time to make you feel cared for and valued. He has fabulous hair and is very short. His dance moves will make you laugh but not as hard as his dad jokes will. If you have a johann as a friend, you’re very lucky. He will always care for you and is a rather sensitive person despite his confidence.

Person 1: who is that person dressed as a flamingo?
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!

Johann by TurkeyTuesday June 2, 2022

Johann 

The biggest bum

Johann is sooo a bum

Johann by Urban dict boy December 31, 2018

Johann 

A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.

Jim:Eat apples. They are better for you.
Johann:No Burgers all day.

Johann by Shrek beats Shaggy April 4, 2019