Jimmied 

1. Destroyed, knocked over, a mess. Often occurs due to sloppiness of drunkenness. Something can be perfectly fine and before you know it, its jimmied.
2. A random hole in the wall perhaps resulting from someone losing at beer pong. ex. Someone jimmied my wall after that rager.

Steve- Jack, what happened to this room?
Jack- I dont know but looks like its been jimmied.

Jimmied by Ididitbecauseiloveyou January 2, 2011

Jimmied 

To roast or burn (not literally ) or embarrass someone, or to be roasted or embarrased.

Oooh, you just got jimmied! Congrats Sarah, you just jimmied yourself! I'm so jimmied right now!

Jimmied by Jade N. Ethans May 5, 2018

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Jimmied 

1. Getting shitface drunk off 3 and a half pints.

Alex: "Yup I've 25 Euro in my Rev can't wait to get Jimmied tonight!"

2. Doing a shot and then throwing up all over yourself.

Lorcan: "Ah bollix that tequila shot has me Jimmied, anyone know where the jacks is?"

3. Getting on the bag.
Jamie: "Yup just scored a sniffy white who's getting Jimmied tonight?"
Jimmy: *singing* "DARLIN I TOLDDDDD YA"

Im absolutely fucking Jimmied boys who's getting a snap

Jimmied by DesDesmond September 5, 2025

jimmied up

To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.

I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.

jimmied up by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

Jimmied-up 

1.To use ones head to engineer a solution to an existing problem,
2.to illegally configure something for ones advantace
both usually done by irish or scotts-men as they just seem to be good at that stuff

1.Sean- "Hey Stewie, how are you mounting your speakers on the wall?"
Stewie- "I jimmied-up some shelves from some scrap paper and used an old shoe string to support it."

2. "Wow those fuckers jimmied-up some cable over there, meanwhile use douches are payin hard"

Jimmied-up by Laga May 13, 2005

Quick Jimmie 

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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Quick Jimmie by Forklift July 20, 2014