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"Jared is an undercover term for weed"
"Call it jared infront of my mom"
"WHO HAS THE JARED PLANT?"
Jared by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022
Wow Jared is big!
Jared by RK67 February 12, 2018
Wilbur Soot's biggest rival in love. He is known for his muscles, fashion sense and for stealing Wilbur's girl.
Jared is Wilbur's biggest rival.
Jared by teodoramaria1310 January 31, 2021
A really sweet, creative and super adorable guy! It's hard not to smile when you're around him. He can be kinda shy, but once he opens up he's like a whole new person! He also is very stylish and is in to fashion. He's also crazy talented in art and makes me green with envy.
Wow! That guy is so cute! He must be a Jared!
Jared by Natella November 16, 2013
The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.
Jared by Camilio December 7, 2010
1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league
Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

Jared is sooo Henry..
Jared by TheTruthIsTrue January 22, 2014