january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!

me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

january 26th by ski279 November 1, 2019

January 26th

National day of show your dick in public

x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th

January 26th by Nyshida December 17, 2020

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

january 26th by ski279 November 1, 2019

JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)

You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"

JANUARY 26TH by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

january 26th by missdumbass January 26, 2022

january 26th

send your boyfriend an arch pic day or aka january 26th

just send him one 😁 on january 26th

january 26th by jeralphin January 26, 2023

January 26th

National show a guy your tits day!

Hey it’s January 26th….

January 26th by tftctcctctc January 26, 2025