January 1st 

January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!

“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”

January 1st by BallzMcFrostys October 16, 2019

January 1st 

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

January 1st by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 1st 

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

January 1st by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

January 1st 

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.

Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.

January 1st by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

January 1st 

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

January 1st by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 1st 

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

January 1st by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 1st 

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

January 1st by viveishappynow December 26, 2020