Jacksoned 

(v.) The act of getting hoodwinked, completely screwed, or royally f**cked by an organization and/or person much like Coach Phil Jackson of the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2012/13 NBA basketball season.

Bill: I was up for that new promotion but was totally Jacksoned by the company for Larry.

Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!

Jacksoned by ITALUS November 13, 2012

stonewall jacksoned 

When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.

Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!

Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...

stonewall jacksoned by ginnihinh April 7, 2010

Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.

Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".

Michael Jacksoned by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009

jacksoned 

A child getting groped sexually like Michael Jackson would do to his victims

That man Jacksoned me, he touched my pipi and my butthole, he must be Michael Jackson reincarnated

jacksoned by Mena84 September 5, 2019

Jett Jacksoned 

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.

That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.

Jett Jacksoned by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005

jacksoned 

Generally used when something is f*cked up beyond repair or to explain how something got f*cked up beyond repair.

I would take you there but I jacksoned my car last week.

My boss jacksoned my plans to take off early.

jacksoned by VeeV July 16, 2008

pre-Jacksonite

a pop star that was popular before the rise of Michael Jackson in the music world.

Can you identify any pre-Jacksonite?

pre-Jacksonite by uttam maharjan April 10, 2010