Ivor, seriously, what the fuck is an Ivor? A common term for Ivor is a lazy fag who smokes brown filter cigarettes only. Usually Ivor’s seem innocent and gentle at first but once they become your friend you realize what a dick sucking homo they can be. What do you call the extra skin hanging off the tip of your penis? An Ivor.

Dude, it smells fucked in here! Man, you better cut that Ivor off soon before you start getting more shmagma!

Ivor by Squancer March 6, 2019

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Ivor

A little gipsy fag that plays fifa day and night. Has three hairs on his beard and same amount of pubes. Drinks the whole bottle of Jäger and then his mum tucks him into his bed before putting his breakfast in his shoes. Approximately 5'1". Can't drive for shit because he barely sees over the steering wheel. Use to eat Nutella with zimska salama, fucking retard.

"Look at that hobo, he looks like Ivor"

Girl: "I'm hungry."
Ivor "I have some bolognese in my boot."

Ivor by Uzmi joj bueno 69 January 24, 2020

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Ivor

Someone who eats garbage and gas sex with monkeys.

Look over there! It’s a Ivor penetrating a money!

Ivor by Flying desk table September 25, 2020

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