information superhighway 

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.

"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994

information superhighway by Aqua_Mann August 7, 2007

information hershey highway 

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.

Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.

information hershey highway by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008

Information Squirrel 

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

Information Squirrel by bob3d July 25, 2018

National Give Uriel Your Credit Card Information Day

The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.

Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!

National Give Uriel Your Credit Card Information Day by HappyPixel October 18, 2020

information pack rat 

A person who collects books, newspapers, articles, journals, ebooks, webpages, magazines or any medium of information but has never read them or does not plan to read them in the future. Just collects all kinds of information which will eventually clutter up his/her bookshelf, filing cabinet, drawer, chest, binder, hard-drive, floppy disk, cd, house etc.

Similar to an info junkie who collects all kind of information, but unlike an info junkie who uses the information, an information pack rat accomplishes nothing.

A person who takes out 10 library books at a time and reads none of them is kind of like an information pack rat except he/she does not get to keep the books.

Man! I have so many books on diverse subjects like philosophy , mathematics, cooking, rock n' roll history and politics and I've never finished reading either of them. Now I'm out $500 for buying these books and know nothing new. I'm such an information pack rat

information pack rat by RC September 28, 2005

Low Information Voter 

People who vote knowing little to nothing about the actual candidates as people; instead going by what they've heard in propaganda, who makes eloquent speeches, voting straight by party line, voting for candidates from whom they believe will give them special benefits, or who celebrities say to vote for.

Someone: I'm voting for who will pay my mortgage and get me a Obamaphone and Obamacard!

Someone: He gives such good speeches! Change we can believe in!

Someone else: I will be voting for the other candidate because I believe in more freedom, liberty and self-reliance. It must be embarrassing to always live off the taxpayer teet like you do. Maybe you're a low information voter...

Low Information Voter by PlowTheWallDown! January 29, 2014

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