i suck at pool 

Getting your a$$ handed to you by a girl when playing pool.

So if you lose 4 out of 5 to a Girl.... YOU SUCK AT POOL.

Perfect realized he was no longer Perfect when Svetlana kicked his ass in pool.
Svetlana: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Perfect : "I suck at pool!"

i suck at pool by Perfect December 6, 2006

I suck at facebook 

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.

I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook

I suck at facebook by eddie dounn January 23, 2009

I suck at life syndrome 

Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.

Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...

I suck at life syndrome by Markey Murder April 30, 2008

i suck at replying 

she does want to talk to you

She leaves you on open. You ask her why. She says, “sorry i suck at replying.” Just know she’s lying and just doesn’t want to talk to you.

i suck at replying by littlecol May 21, 2020

i.suck.ace.off 

Ultimate ace simp they will do anything to just go near aces pelvis

i.suck.ace.off is posting zolu comics again

i.suck.ace.off by Skaterkid_ox March 26, 2021

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Hell yeah I suck toes! 

Affimative response to a question. Or an interjection to an appropriate situation.

"Do you wanna make a beer run?"
"Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Or

"Man I am going to get so shitty tonight. Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Hell yeah I suck toes! by HatesHatesHates March 4, 2010