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Mexican Hot Chocolate 

Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.
example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.

mexican hot pocket 

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.
Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

Mexican Hot Sauced 

When a guy dips his balls in tabasco sauce, and then shoves them in a girl's mouth.
Holy Shit she just got Mexican Hot Sauced!

Aww, fuck the sun's killing me, it's like I got Mexican Hot Sauced.

mexican hot box 

A type of hot box in which a bathroom shower is all the way hot on full blast to create a sauna out of the rest of the room. The extreme moisture build-up is known to absorb some of the smell, even though it can still reek on the outside.
Don't make the bathroom into a mexican hot box yet! I need to piss first!
mexican hot box by Jaydog586 September 27, 2005

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

mexican hot phone 

the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus
dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.
mexican hot phone by samyooel25 April 13, 2009