Hospice care kid 

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

Hospice care kid by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

Hospice Youmama 

The act of placing your Mother into an assisted living facility

Dad, Grandma just buttered her cigarette butt and ate it. It’s about time we hospice youmama.

I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .

Hospice Youmama by Ophelia 76 May 16, 2021

Hospice Youmama 

The act of placing your Mother into an assisted living facility

Dad, Grandma just buttered her cigarette butt and ate it. It’s about time we hospice youmama.

I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .

Hospice Youmama by Ophelia 76 May 16, 2021

Playing Hospice 

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".

"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."

Playing Hospice by Hospice Player May 6, 2009

Dildo Hospice 

An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

Dildo Hospice by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015

Cervarian Hospice 

A toilet paper bedding between the shaft of your penis and the porcelain toilet constructed of toilet paper. This function prevents the tip of you penis from touching the inside of the bowl. However only little pussys worry of such securities, hence the reference to a cervix. The Hospice brings the full term together by suggesting there are multiple locations available to rest between travels.

My dick is not touching the pail, I cushioned my junk with a Cervarian Hospice.

Cervarian Hospice by GregfromtheCommittee October 3, 2025

St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre 

Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning

Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre

St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre by Durant69 September 2, 2019