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Holster Whore 

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
Holster Whore by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009
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Holster throat 

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick
I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!

holster throat 

a girl or guy who sucks cock for rock, puffs pole for pipe.
there are 4 holster throats to every dime sack in Apache Junction.
holster throat by badseed October 30, 2006

Holster your dick 

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.
Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.
Holster your sidearm by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff
The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.
holster sagging by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016

Holster your shanks 

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.
Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!
Holster your shanks by Haneesh March 18, 2012