hobo's ketchup 

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

hobo's ketchup by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021

hobo's dozen 

40 oz. of alcohol, generally malt liquor.

give me a hobo's dozen of colt 45

hobo's dozen by the_minnow July 16, 2009

Hobo's Lunchbox 

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.

Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

Hobo's Lunchbox by Bananas842 May 22, 2011

Hobo's Cock Ring 

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.

And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.

Hobo's Cock Ring by thecamel33 March 15, 2016

hobo's breakfast 

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

hobo's breakfast by do0tz December 1, 2017

Hobo's Lunchbox 

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

Hobo's Lunchbox by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

Hobo's bagpipes 

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.

Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!

Hobo's bagpipes by Jackal178 January 6, 2023