Basically, HEB stands for a Hot Emo Boy.
These specimens are usually found in churches or hanging outside HMV and Waterstones.
Their brother species is SHC, or Semi Hot Chavs. They don't get along, mainly due to the
inferiority complex SHCs suffer.
Unfortunately, HEBs are usually unattainable, due to THD (the holy dad) who is just plain scary.
HEBs are like video games, or wild animals. You have to work through their levels carefully before you pounce and trap them in a loving
relationship.
Like Shrek, they have layers and are very sensitive souls. So, don't scare them away by being too clingy. Save that for later.
Good luck, and happy trapping!
Dorita: I saw a
really cool HEB today, but THD kept
getting in my way.
Dennis: Yeah, same thing
happened to me, but I managed to distract him by giving him a rosary and telling him to do 50 hail marys.
Otis:... Cruel.
Dennis: Hey, he seemed happy.