Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"

Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!

Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016

Harper 

She is the person who always smiles and lights up a room she makes people happy and can be funny she is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. She is beautiful and is like a goddess. She will stand up for what's right. She may be offending at first but she comes around.

"Oh there's Harper"!
"I know I am just going to have the best time with her".

Harper by Life is good February 26, 2017

The Harper Stare 

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".

Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

The Harper Stare by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011

Harled 

To be fooled or scammed.

I thought for sure I had the magician cornered, but I was harled when he vanished into a puff of smoke.

Harled by boogabuuga April 25, 2023

Harpenden 

The most amazing place EVER.

Fegus: So, where are you from?
Agatha: Harpenden.
Fergus: (In awe) Wow.

Harpenden by annabananathesafetybanner May 5, 2009

Jacob Harper 

The funniest Fedora wearing person on the planet, he believes that batman can beat Goku, and he is correct. Also is the sexiest person ever created

Wow Jacob Harper sure is the funniest person on the planet, also batman negs Goku

Jacob Harper by Mini P.E.K.K.A October 2, 2021

Harper 

Harper is the coolest and flyest girl you will meet, she is super funny, and knows how to make you laugh. She is also super cute. Most boys wish they had a Harper.

Wow! Look at her! She's amazing! Her name must be Harper

Harper by Parkerdsh January 9, 2017