harlan 

an over cocky, charming suck up who cannot commit to a long distance relationship. harlans usually sleep with girls and then dump them. usually cute and funny they are able to charm anyone. it is important not to trust a harlan because they are lying cheating man- beasts.

girl#1: i cant believe he cheated on me!

girl#2: everyone saw it coming, he was such a harlan

harlan by paigerpop December 13, 2009

Harlan 

Gay ass little town in in Iowa in the middle of nowhere full of hicks, preps, more hicks, rednecks....yes i realize they are the same thing!!!

"Where do you live?"

"In Harlan."

"Oh that redneck town in the middle of nowhere?"

Harlan by 1bignig790 March 5, 2009

harlan 

Small town in Iowa of 5,400 people. Also known as "WHORELAN".. because 90% of the girl are whores and have chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Harlan also host hillbilly races and derbys.

Bob- "Im going to Harlan this weekend."
Casey- "Dont catch anything up there.. chlamydia and gonorrhea are IN THE WATER, its THAT common up there."
Bob- "Oh shit."

harlan by midnighttokerr August 14, 2011

harlan 

Small coal mining community in southeastern kentucky.

The land of harlan is divided into two types of people 99.1% losers and .1% awesome.

harlan by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Harlan 

That dumb ass kid in your class that has fucking dumbo ears

Yo you know Harlan, my bad I mean Ratatouille

Harlan by Jerkcerk February 15, 2020

Harlan 

She is the girl that doesn't know how to tell their feelings. Even is she is broken, she will still put a smile on her face. She is a people pleaser, she puts other people before herself Everytime, which is why she's broken. She tends to fall for people and is ashamed of herself. Her parents push her to much and she often feels like she is not good enough. She hasn't always had it easy although everyone thinks she has. She has very good grades and is known as a teacher's pet. If you ever find a girl named Harlan, don't hurt her because she is already broken enough. Instead try to care for her. She may come off as petty at first but once you get to know her, she is just an energetic person who does things to hide her feeling's. She doesn't liked physical touch and she doesn't like all the romantic stuff, she more of a type of person who likes to be woken up with a call saying wake up, I miss your voice dummy! But she is very athletic. She is extremely self conscious so build up her confidence. Never let go of her because she is the type of person who will lie for you whenever you need her to.

Wake up dummy, I miss your voice, Harlan!!

Harlan by H_emeri07 August 30, 2020

Harlan 

Green-tinted bottle beverages are shipped in.

It's hard to find harlan glass bottles nowadays

Harlan by RandomSnake145 March 6, 2023