Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

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crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

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When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

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To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin

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to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

mop handled by Weazle December 13, 2008

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taking a shit, and placing said turd under a cars door handle.....

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