Hagrid 

A vile woman at my school who should slowly shove a large sized packed of high calorie crisp down her throat and die a slow painful death

Haha Hagrid deserves it

Hagrid by Billywigglestick October 26, 2019

hagrid 

a term used to describe anything. no matter how good or bad it is.

"Man did you see me throw down that steezy noseslide?!".... "Yah man it was pretty hagrid." OR "Dood i drank a shit tunnah' beer last night and fucked that ugly bitch while i was hammid'!" "Ugh... man that sounds pretty hagrid."

hagrid by JAFFY TAFFY April 7, 2008

Hagrid's Pocket 

Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.

Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.

holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!

Hagrid's Pocket by von hinton November 19, 2010

Hagrid's Buttcrack 

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

Hagrid's Buttcrack by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Hagrid Hug

A really strong hug, a rib breaker.

person one: 'have a hagrid hug.'

person two: 'whats that?'

person one gives person two a hagrid hug.

person two : 'ouch!!! that really is a rib breaker!'

Hagrid Hug by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

Hagrid Hair 

When someone has ugly pube like hair like Hagrid from Harry Potter.

Person 1: DAMN look at that chick she has some ugly ass hagrid hair

Person 2: At least she doesn't look like him *cough cough you*..

Person 2: ....*tears begin*

Hagrid Hair by Kimbuurlee July 22, 2009

hagrid's beard 

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

hagrid's beard by RMS132 November 5, 2015