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To be in a state of extreme drunkenness. Often leads to innappropriate behaviour, krumping, nausea, karaoke, a feeling of invincibility, unconsciousness, and memory loss the next day.
After 700mls of Bundy, he was completely groted.
groted by David O'Brien January 1, 2009
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Whichever part of your body is currently injured or in pain.
I caught my grooter on a fence last night and now it's swollen.
Grooter by OlLyss August 12, 2015

groomed womb 

n. a neatly trimmed and defined bush lightly covering the crotch area in females. No long frizzy hair or hair that makes threads in the shower. Never waxed or totally shaved, just hair of less than a half-inch in length.
Tyrone admired Brie Ann's neatly outlined bush he saw through her transparent panties. Clearly, she had a goomed womb to be explored later then they finished their cocktails at her project penthouse.
Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.
I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.
Groated by TwistedPrincess February 20, 2011

Well-Groomed Chocolate

A black man who's neat and stylish.
As always, he was well-groomed chocolate.
Well-Groomed Chocolate by MARCISMS September 6, 2018