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as good as it gets 

It's not possible to have a better outcome.
"Hours of brainstorming about this idiom and this is all you come up with?"
"I'm Italian, this is as good as it gets."

"You should have a pizza in Naples, it's as good as it gets."

bill of goods 

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.
political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.
bill of goods by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

good as shit 

used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.
i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.

can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
good as shit by stivodivo March 6, 2019

damaged goods 

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.
"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"
damaged goods by gsxrchi September 17, 2012

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

the goodest boy 

A boy so good, but not the best. Reserved for use only to dogs, because humans are trash.
Your dog may be a good boy, But little fido here is the goodest boy.