Gomper

Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.

Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?

Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!

Gomper by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011

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Gomper

To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.

Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'

Gomper by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

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Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.

You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!

gomper by wooty December 24, 2004

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gomper

Worthless, a one trick pony. Taken from Star Wars: A New Hope. When R2D2 and C3P0 are onboard the Jawa's sand crawler, there is a power droid shaped like a mini-fridge with feet. It just hops back and forth on it's feet saying "GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP".

That guy is such a gomper, I can hear him gomping from across town.

gomper by Fourth Doctor May 15, 2005