Jesus Fuckin Shit 

What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.

Don't rub your dogs balls in public. Jesus Fuckin Shit Dude! Use you head!

Jesus Fuckin Shit by Sublime0901 February 4, 2009

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker 

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun 

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun by chandler December 1, 2002

Holy fuckin shit! 

When something great or something bad happens. Something out of the ordinary.

" That dude just hit that truck. Holy fuckin shit!.

Holy fuckin shit! by ~§hadow~ November 22, 2016

da fuckin shit 

Something that is "the bomb" or the shit. It is generally used by urbanites of dark skin colour, and have little linguistic ability.

"scrilla is da fuckin shit"

da fuckin shit by Marki G May 19, 2005

fuckin gay shit 

the best thing in existence. gay. best meme. 10/10. spicy.

thats some fuckin gay shit

fuckin gay shit by spicy maymay February 14, 2017

fuckin mad shit 

to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.

Jason: "Nick, you're fuckin mad shit"
Nick: "Cheers man"

fuckin mad shit by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008