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Fransisco Fingers Day 

A glorious holiday celebrated every June 17th in France commemorating the legacy of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer. During the holiday young Frenchman under the age of 29 scour the streets of France, and finger every woman in sight without fear of legal repercussions or sexual harassment charges. Young men eagerly wait all year for this day to indulge in their fingering fantasies. Prime Minister of France, Édouard Phillipe, is facing strict sanctions and threats to be removed from the United Nations by other member states if he does not discontinue the holiday. However, Phillipe rightfully claims the legacy of Fransisco the Mad Fingerer is too important to the history of France and his legacy must be celebrated. As of now, this holiday will continue to be celebrated.
Son: Daddy can we watch a Toy Story tonight?

Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
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Fransisco Ambriz 

Fransisco is a cool nigga but he can get annoying over time. He's sometimes ratchet but no one can control that but himself.
"Look at im! Why is he so ratchet?"

"Must be a Fransisco Ambriz!"

Fransisco Rodriguez 

Hey big boys, im Fransisco Rodriguez and i want some dick in my ass.

San Fransisco slippers 

Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.
I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.

San Fransisco 

one of the coolest cities in the world. Located in California, its known as one of the biggest gay community places. it contains land marks such as golden gate Bridge and Alcatraz.
dude 1: hey i went to san fransisco the other day. i went to Alcatraz.
dude 2: you gay!!
dude1: shut up.

San Fransisco Giant 

A giant dildo, roughly the size of a baseball bat.
Customer: "Do you have anything that will destroy me?"

Clerk: "Here - try the San Fransisco Giant."
San Fransisco Giant by stefmart February 18, 2011