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Frankfurt shuffle 

An undulation of one's own body, particularly in the hips. This is carried out by Germans and fans of Germans in order to express the incredible contribution that German Pornography has had on the world.

It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.
Stewart, a quiet man, turned off his laptop and performed the Frankfurt Shuffle as he and his girlfriend used German 1980's pornography to stimulate their bedroom jollies.
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frankfurt friendship 

when a man and woman(or 2 men or 2 women)get on their knees,ass to ass,and simotaneously analy fuck a frozen hotdog.
i met a girl on line,she said she was new in the area,i said come on over and start a frankfurt friendship.

Frankfurt Stock Exchange

The Frankfurt Stock Exchange (www.frankfurtstockexchange.de), operated by Deutsche Börse, was founded over 400 years ago and is home to public companies from over sixty (60) countries, with North American companies representing approximately 40% of the stocks listed (including over 3,000 U.S. Companies). The Frankfurt Stock Exchange is the world's third largest trading exchange, ranking only behind the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and NASDAQ.
Many U.S. companies are choosing to go public on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange to avoid the Sarbanes-Oxley requirements.

Frankfurt Surprise

When a man puts a frozen brat in a woman's ass, waits until it thaws and then has her shit it out onto a bun. He then squirts mustard into her vagina and has her squirt it onto the brat. He then feeds it to her with his feet.
Guy 1: I gave Kelly the Frankfurt surprise last night.

Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?

Guy 1: Mustard.
Frankfurt Surprise by B@LLS Out January 10, 2009

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment 

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

eintracht frankfurt 

Eintracht Frankfurt is the best Football Club in the world.Theire have the best Fans an destroy every opponend.
Eintracht Frankfurt fucks Gladbach again.
eintracht frankfurt by Max-Neumann December 30, 2016

The Frankfurt fingerbang 

The art of angrily fingerbanging a girl while scream reciting Mein Kampf
While deployed I met your mother while giving her the Frankfurt fingerbang