The act of not being able to sexually perform after a substantial amount of time courting the partner. Commonly occurs in middle aged men whom live with their mother and have not had any sexual activity for very long periods of time and/or men who have an increased balance of the estrogen hormone.
A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils
"Look at uncle flubby overthere. He dropped three large pizzas on the sidewalk and smashed a whole 12 pack of beer while trying to close his car door with his elbow."