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1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock
"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"
floored by Living in the LOU January 6, 2009

flowered 

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019

Floopledee 

Floopledee is the most astounding example of mankind. a Floopledee is so incredibly smart and sexy that anyone regardless of sexual orientation will instantly fall in love with them. But there is a dark side to this life. Floopledees are so humble they would reject the person of their dreams because they know that they would form an unhealthy obsession with the floopledee
That guy is such a Floopledee
Leave him, he is too perfect for this world
Floopledee by Floopledee April 1, 2022
When your in a fight and you knock the other person to the ground
Oh shit, he floored that nigga.
Floored by Kuzy89 July 5, 2019

flippered 

To make a girl recreate the noises of Flipper, the great dolphin, who has starred in many films and tv series. Can be also known as: flippering and flipper.
I totally just flippered her last night.
I am too busy flippering right now; I'll turn in the report tomorrow.
flippered by Dr Lollipop July 5, 2008

flooper doodle 

Typically a dog or puppy. A flooper doodle is similar to a booper snoot but the difference is usually that it has floppy (floopy) ears that need to be flooped.
Brad's new Labrador is the cutest flooper doodle ever, I spent 10 minutes flooping its ears.
flooper doodle by DoggySquisher April 30, 2020