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The Field School 

A school in Northwest DC. It used to be in a town house downtown, but then it moved to a big mansion, and changed like crazy.

This school is so uptight, and you get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Most of the kids are stoned all the time, as well as some of the teachers.

Almost every single kid that attends this school has ADD, ADHD or some other learning disability.

They are starting to let in really weird kids, and the middle schoolers are so fucking annoying and think they rule the school.
hasn;t field realized that it sucks now?
The Field School by koppolop April 13, 2005
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The Field School 

The Field School is a school in Washington DC, and it used to be a weed farm. Almost all of the kids
are stoned and the teachers are too. This is the legendary Field School. There is still weed growing behind the school nd in the science labs.
The Field School by KiraLivesOn November 14, 2017

The Field School 

A big weed farm where the local lore says farmer joe lives, long since abandonded
Person 1:Omg its the field school
Person 2: the feld school

The Field School 

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
The Field School by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

Vivian Field Middle School

A school where half of the people are catfishes, 6th graders get pregnant, kids smoke 🍃 in the bathrooms and the teachers are man asf for no reason
Man I love Vivian Field Middle School
Girl stop lying.

vivian field middle school

ghetto ass school were theres mostly Edgars and everyone talks mad shit abt each other and all da girls vape in the school restroom and every hall you go to theres couples making out
hey you go to Vivian field middle school right yes why hows your school ghetto hella Edgars everyone says da n-word n and thers couples making out in every hall and ms.corringball dress codes all da girl for no damn reason

high school field trip permission slip 

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation
Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”