February 9

ask out your best friend day. ask out your bestie no matter what and they cant say no.

you; hey i got a question
bestie; yea?
you; will you date me, and its February 9 so you cant say no
bestie; YESSS

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february 9

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

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It is national cap day, means everything someone says it is cap

Me: I'm gay
Friend: what
Me: bro it's February 9

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People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

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It’s swagapino homies day.

On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)

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they’re short

why are people born on february 9 so short

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it's February 9 you know what to do

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