Old fashioned bicycle

The male lays down on his back on an excercise bench or other long bench of some sort and the female sits on his dick while moving her legs like riding a bicycle. The female can ”shift gears” by standing up and giving the dick a nice twist.

“How was the gym?”

“It was awesome, I gave my personal trainer the old fashioned bicycle. I think I forgot to clean up the bench. Shit”

by Pill Dickle September 11, 2018

An Old Fashioned

A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.

Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron

by IHATELEBRON!!! November 20, 2010

Good Old Fashioned Cola

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.

"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.

by The Bawss September 28, 2010

an old fashioned

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

by Gdcmember November 20, 2010

Road fashioned

The road fashioned is an old fashioned made on the road (hotel or camping) sometimes with abridged or exotic ingredients but, staying true to the original bourbon recipe as the road allows

Holed up in the hotel, I made a road fashioned and relaxed.

by 45.mike.mike May 17, 2021

new fashioned

A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.

"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."

by GW Associates October 6, 2011

good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010