Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split

I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.

Fart and Dart by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

Fart ‘n Dart 

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!

Fart ‘n Dart by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Fart and Dart

The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.

Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?

Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!

Matt: That asshole!

Fart and Dart by KingKong02 October 3, 2014

Dart Fart 

Rare yet extremely potent in smell and amplitude, the dart fart is sharp, quick and painful for everyone.

"She must be the queen of the Dart Fart! This bitch dart-farted eight consecutive times!!!"

Dart Fart by Consummate Professional January 2, 2009

fart and dart

The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.

Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.

Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.

fart and dart by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

fart n dart

Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.

While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.

fart n dart by Norty007 December 31, 2009

Fart and Dart

Similar to crop dusting but not as subtle due to the running action.

See "drive by"

That jackass just gave us a fart and dart.

Fart and Dart by whatisbox September 22, 2016