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Freak Masturbatory Accident

The act of hurting ones self prepping or during a masturbation session.
In the fervor of fulfilling that evenings vegi-fantasy, Joe left the cantaloupe in the microwave for too long and ended up with 3rd degree burns on his little Joe upon first stab. Running upstairs with keys in one hand and toasty shaft in the other, Joe knew he'd have a hard time explaining this particular FMA to the emergency room staff.
FMA by Eric Morgan December 14, 2006
Related Words
FMA fmal FMAO fmac fmap fmah FMAB FMANL fma dub FMAA
FMA stands for Fuck My Asshole
Fma by Julieelikestoyeeyeet October 28, 2018
Fuck My Ass
Not to be taken seriously it is an expression if you do so thing bad, annoyed or in an argument

unless with a loved one in a sexual way or a prostitute/hooker.
Dad: Clean the dishwasher
Son: Fma
Or

Football player: pass the ball
Shit football player passes a shit pass

Shit football player: Fma
FMA by THE RAP GOD SLIM SHADY March 16, 2019
I got tired of waiting ,so I yelled FMA!
FMA by Miss Northside July 15, 2020
FMA - Fuck My Age
girl - i want to wear heels . FMA :(
FMA by dana101 August 26, 2011
I love eating new people.
*meeting* FMA
FMA by bruno512 June 1, 2011