Figjam

Exclamation of a fuckin rad feeling meaning, "Fuck Im Good, Just Ask Me!!!!" and commonly used by sports teams

Lax Captain-Bros, lets get pumped for this Lax game. Team- FIJJAM!!!!!!

Im soo ready to lax it up, FIGJAM!!!!

FIG JAM bro brah lax laxer

Figjam by Purdue Laxer January 26, 2011

FIGJAM

"Fuck I'm Gorgeous, Just Ask Me"
Used to describe a person who is very good looking and KNOWS it (not said as a compliment).

"Look at that gorgeous guy over there."
"Yeah, but he's total FIGJAM."

FIGJAM by Jesica Shae July 21, 2005

figjam band 

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"

That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.

figjam band by talent xcout January 25, 2011

figamoofus

sticking a cock in someones ear

wow man hes giving her figmoofus

figamoofus by Anonymous March 12, 2003

FIG JAM 

fig jam is an acroynm for Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me

Jared "lets go son, i'll knock you out"
Andrew "fine...punk"
Andrew knocks jared out
Andrew "FIG JAM...Biatch"

FIG JAM by smeags dawg June 19, 2004

Figamatorious

Being blunt or extremely vague when texting, usually sending one word texts that portray no evident meaning, resulting in confusion.

ME: OMG I just got my drivers license!!
OTHER: K
ME: ...you figamatorious bastard...

Figamatorious by Fizzzzzzzz May 15, 2013

mr figam 

A bitc h ass school teacher who is fat ugly and makes you go to the office for being black

I hate my teacher she's a real Mr figam

mr figam by F me February 28, 2018