Emmet 

Emmet is a homophobic, racist, psychotic, controlling, boy who sucks at soccer. He is awkward, stupid, mean, annoying, and racist. He will ruin your life and bully your best friend. So never date a guy named emmet!

Emmet is suck a jerk. I hate Emmet!

Emmet by yellow birds December 9, 2019

Emmet 

The smallest sunburnt dick known to mankind. HE is OBSSESED with this girl who thinks that he is made of shit. He will never get her but he still makes erotic fanfics about her. He will never give up but she already did. He is a total pussy who sleeps with her(his) parents and cries at sleepovers. He is afraid of the dark and anything the slightest bit frightening. TOTAL PUSSY

Stop acting like emmet

Emmet by idkhowtodothis March 3, 2017

emmet 

annoying chav/northerners that in the summer, cover our cornish beaches like a carpet, leaving not even a square inch of space for locals such as myself to sit down. they also throw chips to huge evil flocks of seagulls in the middle of town, saying 'ere, kelleh, kev, look at the luvleh berrds'.

they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.

emmet- 'eh up ah got sand in me shoos'
emmet2- 'best get tut lahf gard dave'

emmet by crinnydude August 28, 2008

emmet 

Another word for a tourist or holiday maker but used in a more derogitary way. Mainly used by Cornish people in Cornwall describing dirty chavs from other parts of the UK.

"Look at those dirty emmets over there!, lets go tell them to fuck off back to Manchester!"

emmet by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

emmet 

Yes indeedy, a hloiday maker in the southwest is known as an emmet. i believe this term is derived from the cornish for 'ant' as this is what they resemble when they swarm into town consuming everything in sight, generally getting in the way of those who wish to lead their normal everyday lives, and leaving again en-mass with the only sign of them being a trail of mess & destruction.

"You would think that Safeway would get it into their heads that this town is full of Emmets in the summer, and thus order in more bread!"

emmet by Loubeeloo September 15, 2007

Emmet 

The one to say the word “Ballsack” one too many times.

My boyfriend is such an emmet

Emmet by Chip whip January 16, 2022

Emmet 

Greatest alive. funnier than all friends. largest dick. athletic. all girls like him. A NON CELEBRITY KANYE MIXED WITH KOBE AND VINCE CARTER.

If i were to describe kanye in one word, I would choose EMMET.

Emmet by Darn tootin February 27, 2017