Egg Salad 

The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.

Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.

Egg Salad by Eggsalad-er July 4, 2011

Egg salad 

As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.

"I'd toss her egg salad"

"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"

Egg salad by Lascivious February 22, 2010

Egg Salad 

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

Egg Salad by MilliHAX October 16, 2009

Egg Salad 

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

Egg Salad by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008

egg salad 

The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.

This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.

Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!

egg salad by WizardLizard May 17, 2011

egg salad 

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

egg salad by Julactus February 11, 2017

Egg Salad 

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.

I’m craving some egg salad rn...

Egg Salad by evandagoon April 4, 2020