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keegan eccles 

a cool guy who I sit with at lunch
Wow Keegan Eccles is soo cool
keegan eccles by Keegan sucks February 15, 2017

Katie Eccles

An absolute c00l k1d who’s sad she can’t play fortnite

Hairy eccles 

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo
Hairy eccles by Nobbycar May 17, 2021

christopher eccleston 

An underappreciated actor who is a very good Doctor, despite all the David Tennant fans who say otherwise. All the Doctors had their own merits, and the ninth is no exception.
"What actor played the first new-who Doctor?"
"That would be Christopher Eccleston"

Nikita Marie Eccleston 

If you ever meet a person with this name try being their friend, they can be nice, funny, sweet, but you don’t want to be on their bad side!! If you are nice to them and gain their trust they can be absolutely wonderful people <3 and they are very loyal

I haven’t met a Nikita who isn’t loyal
Person 1 : Is that Nikita Marie Eccleston?!
Person 2 : yep Nikita is the best friend ever and she has good style too :)

ecclesiotomy 

The removal of religious doctrine from one's noggin.
A conversation between Dr. Jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:

Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?

Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.

Dr. Jack: The actual truth?

Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!

Dr. Jack: Oh dear.
ecclesiotomy by The Shizifist November 9, 2012