When having your pictures taken by multiple cameras, the premature eflashulator is the person who: a) takes too many photos in rapid succession, b) takes pictures out of turn, resulting in photos where everyone is looking away, c) solely takes pictures for the purpose of blinding people with the flash, or any combination of the three.
Joe: Dude, taking Prom pictures would've been a blast had it not been for Ashley's mom.
Sam: Yeah man, she's a severe premature eflashulator. Her pictures are going to look really good -- if she wanted 26 pictures where everyone is looking at other cameras.
When someone is great at online communication (such as sending flirtatious emails and text messages) but never actually gets the courage to hang out with you in person. A way to pretend you are in a relationship with someone without actually seeing them.
That guy I met at the gym was great at eFlirting but, though we spent a few months emailing and I dropped all kinds of hints, he never actually worked up the nerve to ask me out. What a waste of time!
My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.
Eflexion - Before going on a night out, doing press ups and arm curls to pump blood to the chest and arm muscles making them look bigger and your shirt tighter