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do you want to go for dinner dtw? hmu
DTW by sc : @andrewoneilll May 27, 2019
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Dinner Table Widow (DTW) 

A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).

Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
Go jags! #dtwd
dtwd by Pianistica January 7, 2018
Down To Wear Sparkles.

Any proper female should be DTWS at any and all times, although most commonly practiced at night. It creates a more fabulous personal image and makes social gathers more enjoyable.
Are you DTWS?
DTWS by Protinsel January 3, 2011
Do The World A Favor
dtwaf and die !
dtwaf by ur.mom September 2, 2012
An acroymn meaning Damn, that was fucked up
King James was playing Perfect Dark with his boys and shot someone with a falcon through two bullet-proof doors. His friends said, "Damn. That was fucked up."
dtwfu by Gran Turismo Freak March 21, 2005